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  • A typical Twitter exchange

    Here are snippets of an ongoing conversation thread that happened on Twitter today; it involves five different people. These updates were interspersed with other ''tweets'' from me and the 62 people I follow, so the meandering, cloudy nature of Twitter is masked by my selective edits. (A name preceded by an @ symbol indicates that the person ...
    Posted to Russ McBee (Weblog) by RussMcBee on May 23, 2008
  • Why punctuation matters

    This is a true story, but I'm changing the names to protect the innocent. A co-worker, whom I'll call ''Mark,'' has been on assignment recently about 10 or 11 time zones away. Back home, his co-worker ''John'' sent him an email about a meeting that transpired in Mark's absence. Here's what John meant to say to Mark: While you were sleeping, I ...
    Posted to Russ McBee (Weblog) by RussMcBee on May 15, 2008
  • A heartwarming Christmas story

    My paternal grandfather was a curmudgeon throughout his entire life. Christmas seemed to aggravate the condition. For nine or ten years, from the late 1950's through the mid-1960's, he taught at Gibbs High School here in Knox County (at that time, Gibbs housed grades 1 through 12 together in one building). One of those years, a few days before ...
    Posted to Russ McBee (Weblog) by RussMcBee on December 20, 2007
  • Meet Ogg the caveman

    I have a new story posted at the Psychozilla Tribune, in which the world is introduced to Ogg the Caveman. After lying frozen in a glacier for 50,000 years, he woke up when global warming started melting the ice. He's now taking the world by storm. Read about Ogg here.
    Posted to Russ McBee (Weblog) by RussMcBee on September 23, 2007
  • Quote of the day (from Newscoma)

    Here's a recent Twitter from Newscoma, which I've been laughing about for the last couple of hours: I just sneezed on my dog. It was unexpected for both of us. I've had several Quotes Of The Day from her. Maybe I should create a Newscoma tag.
    Posted to Russ McBee (Weblog) by RussMcBee on August 5, 2007
  • Scary Amazon searches

    Based on this, I swear I'll never search at Amazon for anything but books, DVDs, music, and electronics. Kevin proves that the other choices are just too scary.
    Posted to Russ McBee (Weblog) by RussMcBee on July 22, 2007
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