Russ McBee

I have a new story posted at the Psychozilla Tribune, in which the world is introduced to Ogg the Caveman. After lying frozen in a glacier for 50,000 years, he woke up when global warming started melting the ice. He's now taking the world by storm. Read about Ogg here.

I know there are a lot of philanthropic, generous people out there, so this is an appeal to all of you. I've decided to start taking up a collection for a noble, worthy cause: Y'all can buy me an island. For only $12 million, I could have my very own 740-acre Spanish island; it even has its own extinct volcano: Atlantic views, your own ...

Based on this, I swear I'll never search at Amazon for anything but books, DVDs, music, and electronics. Kevin proves that the other choices are just too scary.

Every Thursday, a friend and I play pool for a couple of hours immediately after work. It's a ritual we've observed for the last three or four years. Sometimes we have to skip due to various commitments, but we're pretty regular about maintaining the schedule. For various reasons, we had to change this week's pool game to Tuesday from Thursday. ...