A conversation about football
A while ago, I had the following conversation with a dear friend who happens to be from Kentucky:
Friend: We're going to Wild Wings to watch Kentucky's bowl game. Want to go?
Me (laughing inappropriately): No, thanks.
Friend: What's so funny?
Me: The phrase "Kentucky's bowl game" is pretty hilarious all by itself. You're not used to saying that, are you?
Friend: OK, you're not invited. And, uh, remind me again -- what time is Tennessee's bowl game?
Me: That's not funny.
Friend: Oh, yes it is.